This weekend, one of my best friends from undergrad got married. I’ve never been in a wedding party and I have to say, it was quite a lot of fun. What was even more fun were all the people who traveled across the country and world to make it there. Because its the people that make the party great. And it was a pretty great party. I don’t think I’ve laughed so much in a weekend. Even while driving back to Houston this evening, I kept on laughing in the car at things that were said. I tried to bnter some of these convos as they were happening but they were going at a pretty rapid fire pace.
Sorry if they don’t make much sense. This post is more of a memory blog for my wonderful friends & me to remember the funny things that were said for this celebration weekend. Feel free to message me to add in more as I definitely know I’ve left out a lot. And as for reading JDP’s monologues, well, just try to imagine it 10x more dramatical than just font on the page. It’s hysterical.
KS: I’m SO hungry
LJ : I’m stuffed! We just ate so much at the rehearsal dinner! Why didn’t you eat??
KS: I have anxiety eating in groupsLJ: Wait, you’re really going to bring that burrito with us to eat while we walk around??
KS: yeah! I’m a GIRL on the GO!KS: Being a waiter is my dream job.
LJ: Oh ok, that’s good to know. Cause you work at google now. Have you ever even waited a table before?
KS: No, but I’ve eaten at a lot of restaurants.JDP: Like, 2 months leading up to the wedding, she’d make all these comments in a nervous chatter like “oh haha, it’s so funny she’s getting married. Just SO funny. I mean, she always told me I’d be the first to get married but it’s okay. So she’s going to be the first of our friends to get married.”
“No really, it’s just SO funny, her wedding dress is going to be one-shouldered. I had always planned to have a one-shouldered wedding dress but since she’s the first to be married, and it is going to be her special day, she deserves to have the one-shouldered wedding dress”JDP: When I was at the hotel, before I entered the room everyone kept on telling me, she’s really pretty. She just gained a little weight cause she quit smoking.
- Okay?? Like 4 times people told me!
“Oh no, don’t go in there. Ahh! You walked into the room. She’s really pretty you see?!”
-Yeah so she quit smoking and found highly addictive substitute called caramel to pour on all her food. That’s why she’s gained weight.(Rihanna’s S&M song comes on)
LJ: Do you use whips and chains?
KS: NO! I’m not plain but I’m not a freakJDP: Once I was at the bootcamp and there was this tiny little girl who was ripped. Like complete lean muscle. So I told her, “You’re really tiny.” And she told me “I know.” I was in complete awe. Now anyone who gives me a compliment, I tell them “I know”
JDP: What the heck is in these gift bags?? (there was like toothpaste in one and hand sanitizer in the other)
JDP: It’s like hey here’s your gift bag, OH NO, that one with the toothpaste, that one goes to HERLJ: So is it true, once you go black you never go back?
KS: Oh I went back, I went running all the way back.KM: So there we were, stuck in the middle of the beach house in UbaTuba with this neo nazi, the girl who says the “spirits” drink the alcohol for her so she cant get drunk, and the guy who likes C. YEAH.
KS: I actually can’t wait to get back to SanFran. It’s so cool
LJ: I see how it is. Austin’s not “cool” enough for you
KS: No like the weather is much cooler. This super hot Texas weather is physically tiring at a certain point.
One more thing: can’t forget CG’s impressions of Jonah from “Summer Heights High” – the Tongan accent the whoooole weekend. “Sheeeet, but meees, meees, my dad…” yeah, and I’ll end it at that.
Love to CS, KS, JDP, KM, SK & the new bride, Mrs. Letelier.














